Authentic Fire Review Part 9 – Appendix 1

So far, I’ve reviewed the preface, chapter 1, chapter 3 (more chapter 3), the first part of chapter 5 as well as the second part of chapter 5, chapter 7 and chapter 9.  Fred has review chapter 2, chapter 4, chapter 6, chapter 8 and chapter 10.

Also, this is the final installment on our review and response of Authentic Fire.  The other appendixes contain content than have been responded to, at length, in other places.

Let’s get going…but first:

Kenny Loggins?


Blue sash?

Blue Sash


Cute little lamb who was betrayed by George “Giblets” Rodriquez at thanksgiving?



Oh NO!

Our lamb is dead, betrayed by that turkey!

We’ll have to find a replacement.



There we go!

Okay.  Now that our chopped lamb was replaced by Lambchop, we’re ready to speak the truth in love!

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Running With the Devil: An Exploration Behind the Noah Movie

Before we rock out a rather large post, let’s do a little Van Halen-inspired stretching before we start.



All limbered up?


Well, the Noah movie has apparently been something of an issue in the last little while, and I’ve had this post in the works for a week but spent a day with my son in the hospital and then had a wife that was out of commission for several days.  That may mean by the time this gets out, the hype might have died, but I write mostly for myself and a handful of others (like my wife); if my readers all enjoy it, that’s only a bonus for me!  Speaking of my review of the Noah movie, it’s below (or if you’re reading this in my archives, it’s here).

I went and saw it shortly after it opened, but I admit I hadn’t done much research short of reading a handful of reviews (namely PluggedIn and maybe two others) just to see if I could watch it in the first place (i.e. I had to make sure there was no skin, etc.).  I was going into it knowing I was watching a “Hollywood Bible Movie,” so I had my guard up and was expecting something loosely connected to the Biblical account.  I certainly didn’t expect my review to be read by more than a few hundred people and didn’t throw much research into all the bizarre additions to the biblical account.  I recognized some Kabbalah influences, but I definitely didn’t catch them all and didn’t research the ones I recognized…but then my review went viral (by my humble blog’s standards), the web came alive with chatter, people started sending me links to interviews and other reviews, and what started as a blog post all of a sudden became something else…


Both in my comment feed and all over the web, suggestions about everything were abounding and everyone was trying to grab some web traffic by providing insights into all the various cryptic details.  Dr. Brian Mattson wrote an article that went viral on the influences of Kabbalism and gnosticism in the movie.  Peter Chattaway responded to Brian Mattson and basically lambasted his post (while he had a good point about the difference between Kabbalah and gnosticism, Chattaway also revealed he doesn’t teach theology at a seminary for good reason – “As for the question of whether fallen angels can be redeemed… well, even that is not entirely beyond the pale in Christian circles”).  And of course, Mark Driscoll showed up and basically said something that reveals why it’s probably better for him to stick to plagiarism (but Dr. Michael Brown straightened him out).

It’s the internet though, and everyone is allowed a voice…including a minor league blogger like me.

So seeing all the questions online and all the speculations, I wanted to actually find some answers…so that’s what I did.  Like all Hollywood directors putting out a big movie, Darren Aronofsky had a bunch of interviews.  I scoured the interviews of Darren Aronofsky (director) and Ari Handel (writer) and tried to get answers from their own mouths to all the various questions floating out there.

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Authentic Fire Review Part 8 – Review of Chapter 9

So far, I’ve reviewed the preface, chapter 1, chapter 3 (more chapter 3), the first part of chapter 5 as well as the second part of chapter 5, and chapter 7.  Fred has review chapter 2, chapter 4, chapter 6 and chapter 8.

Let’s get going…but first:

Kenny Loggins?


Blue sash?

Blue Sash


Cute little lamb thanking George “Giblets” Rodriquez for taking the hit at thanksgiving?


Lamb Kissing Turkey


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A No Holds Barred Review of Noah : The Movie (2014)

***Update – April 6, 2014 – In the light of upcoming research that I’m doing on the movie Noah, I’ve edited this review and toned down the level of rhetoric.***

All right.

Up until yesterday, I had heard a whole lot of hype about the Noah movie and honestly, couldn’t care less.  It’s a Hollywood production and, like The Passion of the Christ, I thought it would be an attempt by some theologically confused celebrities (for example) or a theologically liberal director/producer (for example) to atone for all the moral necrosis that they’ve unleashed upon the world at 24 frames per second (or now 48).  There’s a huge difference between films made by Christians and films made by “Hollywood Christians” (the difference being a biblical  worldview vs. an explicitly pagan worldview hiding behind re-defined biblical terminology), and I generally ignore all the “Christian/religious” media that emerges from Hollywood.  To use a biblical term, films made by “Hollywood Christians” are generally moronic (for the sake of clarity, I use the phrase “Hollywood Christians” as a catchall for everyone who would self-identify as some form of “Christian”; all the people who thank God for their awards but live as if they’ve never even heard of him).


Uh oh.

“Explicitly pagan”?


Isn’t that harsh and even arrogant language?

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In case your missed my article on saving oiled seabirds…

…it’s up at the Cripplegate.

No really.  It’s actually about saving oiled seabirds.




Go here and check it out.

See if you can guess which picture made my wife squeal loud enough that she almost woke both our children.

I’ll give you a hint.  It wasn’t the Delorean…but speaking of that, here’s a little unhinged awesomeness for you.  I don’t know if you saw this Back to the Future craziness back in 2011 (I totally missed it), but here you go:

It appears that in 2015, Nike has promised shoes with power laces!  I cannot wait for 2015!  I won’t be able to afford them, but it will be cool to see them on hover-boards!

Until Next Time,

Lyndon “I hope they don’t cost as much as the Air Mags do right now” Unger